I'm going to copy and paste from my response in the other thread, just so that it's here in as many places as possible.
I'm sorry guys. New load balancer was freaking out under load. I guess I'm not done with the upgrade. It seemed stable last night.
My apologies guys.
In case you didn't get the email, 3every account has been given a 3 week extension.
I'll be adding on another week extension to make it a solid month extension for the trouble this morning.